The good, the bad, the horrid and the great.

No matter what kind of mother you have or had, you should be grateful.

Your mother gave you birth.

Your father also helped, but that's a story for another day.

For now, just tell your mom thanks. (Also tell her you love her)

Even if she is underground or a zombie, give her a hug.

And if she's walking alive and well (on water), give her a kiss.

Remember it's the thought that counts....

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But we all now that's not true, so you better buy her a giant mansion, two butlers, three cans of tuna, four new jackets, fifty male dancers, a 6 foot cake, 7 pairs of shoes, 8 unicorns, nine jellyfish and a few puppies (ten) so she can pass the time.

~Happy Mother's Day!~